Simple
[Apologies. Blatantly stolen from a favorite Far Side cartoon.]
Blahblah blah Flip’s Needy Blahblah!
Blah storm clouds blah blahblah. Blah blah blah, gloomy blah-blah-blah-blah feeling blah blah blah blah me.
I blah blah blah blahblah, but blahblah blah blahblah blahblah I blah I blah. Blahblah, I blah blah blahblah blahblahblah myself. Blah blah I blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blah blah I blahblah blah blah blahblah.
Blah my blahblahblahblah blah blahblah blah blahblah [stupid pun]:
- Blah blah blahblahblah AA meetings blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah. I need blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blahlblah blah blah sane.
- Blah blahblah blahblah blah blahblah blah. I blah blah blah blah emotional drunk blah blah.
- Blahblahblah blahblahblahblah blahblah: blah blah blah blahblah Dr. M. Blah blah blahblahblah blahblah blahblahblahblah blah blah for me, blah blah I blahblah blah blah blah blahblah. I blah blah blahblah.
Blah me blahblahblahblah blah blahblah I am not blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, blahblahblah blahblah blah blah Flip grow up and stay sane, blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blah BLAH blah my (blah)blahblahblahblah blah blah blahblah blahblah blah blah.
Timeline
11:00-11:30 Write first draft of post
12:00-1:00 Attend AA meeting. Topic: "Selfishness -- self-centeredness! That, we think, is the root of our troubles."*
2:00-2:15 Revise post. Publish.
* Alcoholics Anonymous p. 62.
Have a great day.
Flip
6 comments:
And I would be the first to tell you that some days, it IS all about me.
It may not a very flaterring mindset to have, but that just proves that I am human.
It makes you human as well, my friend.
This is hilarious and I can so relate to it. Brilliant! Just brilliant.
...may not BE a very flattering mindset...
Ooops.
HEY - the fact you can write that post and laugh about it - you are right where you need to me my friend...
Honest and funny. Thank you Flip
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